13 October 2006: Taiwanese Variety Shows

In Taiwan, I enjoy the opportunity to watch many variety shows, including the latest screenings of 娱乐百分百 and 我猜我猜我猜猜猜. However, I seldom watch TV here, and had spent a greater deal of time on my tours. Here's a joke (a bit lame) by Jacky Wu:

In an international archery contest, a Swiss hit bull's eye with his remarkable skills. A reporter asked for his name and the archer replied, "I am William Tell."

An English had accomplished the same feat, and he said, "I am Robin Hood."

A Chinese did so too, and he answered, "I am 后羿."

A Japanese aimed his arrow at the target board but had missed, and the arrow hit the butt of a spectator. The Japanese sheepishly said, "I am sorry!" (Nothing against Hisashi hor)